Sunday, June 17, 2012
Sh*t MY Dad Says.
- You want to borrow a cigarette? What’re you gonna do, pick the butt up off the ground and give it back to me?
- I call those types “Shadow Warriors.” They fight the night to get to you, but once the sun comes up? They are LONG GONE. #boyfriends
- Death is just the “Inevitable End.” You’re here for a minute, then gone, back on the wind.
- If I could do it all again, I’d be the SQAUREST Peg in the box. The cool kids may get all the honey, but Squares make ALL the money!
- There is no worse nightmare for a man, than having a daughter that is Just. Like. Him.
- A hard-head makes a soft ass. (now **that** one came down a few generations!!!).
- Nothing GOOD happens after 1AM.
- Situation TYPICAL.
- You’ll never like any job or place you work for, until you’re the one running things!
- Welcome to the REAL WORLD. #bills #taxes #death