Sunday, June 17, 2012

Sh*t MY Dad Says.

  1. You want to borrow a cigarette?  What’re you gonna do, pick the butt up off the ground and give it back to me?
  2. I call those types “Shadow Warriors.”  They fight the night to get to you, but once the sun comes up? They are LONG GONE. #boyfriends
  3. Death is just the “Inevitable End.”  You’re here for a minute, then gone, back on the wind.
  4. If I could do it all again, I’d be the SQAUREST Peg in the box.  The cool kids may get all the honey, but Squares make ALL the money!
  5. There is no worse nightmare for a man, than having a daughter that is Just. Like. Him.
  6. A hard-head makes a soft ass.  (now **that** one came down a few generations!!!).
  7. Nothing GOOD happens after 1AM.
  8. Situation TYPICAL.
  9. You’ll never like any job or place you work for, until you’re the one running things!
  10. Welcome to the REAL WORLD.  #bills #taxes #death

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